♥ Everybody knows some Murphy’s Laws. Certainly, some of these situations it’s already happened to all of us. Don’t you agree? If you don’t, try to prove me, that I’m wrong!!!The most known:
“If anything can go wrong, it will” – Specially at the most inopportune time, and it will be definetely all your fault, and everyone will know it.
“If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway...”
“If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.”
Murphy's Law of Thermodynamics
“Things get worse under pressure.”
The Murphy Philosophy
“Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse.”
Murphy's Constant
“Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.”
Addition to Murphy's Laws
Never forget the "Boomer-rang" effect; “Whatever you do will always come back.”
The Murphy Philosophy
“Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse.”
Murphy's Constant
“Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.”
Addition to Murphy's Laws
Never forget the "Boomer-rang" effect; “Whatever you do will always come back.”
“In nature, nothing is ever right. Therefore, if everything is going right ... something is wrong.”
“Nohing is as easy as it looks."
“Everything takes longer than you think and than it takes.”
“Every solution breeds new problems.”
“The cost of the hair do is directly related to the strength of the wind.”
“Great ideas are never remembered and dumb statements are never forgotten.”
“Traffic is inversely proportional to how late you are, or are going to be.”
“Things are never as good as they are bad.”
“The two most abundant things in all the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”
“The probability of the toast landing peanut-butter-side-down is directly proportionate to the cost of the carpeting.”
“A falling object will always land where it can do the most damage.”
“A valuable dropped item will always fall into an inaccessible place.”
"Anything dropped in the bathroom will fall in the toilet”
“You will always find something in the last place you look.” - It is never in the last place you look. It is in the first place you look, but never discovered on the first attempt. But if you’re looking for more than one thing, you'll find the most important one last.
“Everything takes longer than you think and than it takes.”
“Every solution breeds new problems.”
“The cost of the hair do is directly related to the strength of the wind.”
“Great ideas are never remembered and dumb statements are never forgotten.”
“Traffic is inversely proportional to how late you are, or are going to be.”
“Things are never as good as they are bad.”
“The two most abundant things in all the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”
“The probability of the toast landing peanut-butter-side-down is directly proportionate to the cost of the carpeting.”
“A falling object will always land where it can do the most damage.”
“A valuable dropped item will always fall into an inaccessible place.”
"Anything dropped in the bathroom will fall in the toilet”
“You will always find something in the last place you look.” - It is never in the last place you look. It is in the first place you look, but never discovered on the first attempt. But if you’re looking for more than one thing, you'll find the most important one last.
“After you bought a replacement for something you've lost and searched for everywhere, you'll find the original.”
2 comentários:
lolzzzz.......... and i can't stop smiling.... i'm in love with this man for sure... :) ....
great collection...
Ahahaha....
Are you in love by him?!
Wow... I thought you... ahaha just kidding. :P
I'm glad that you like it.
Murphy's has really true and fantastics quotes.
Thx
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